Things that girls need to know about GUYS !!!?

NOTICE: Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship; I am not single,I'm romantically challenged. Early to bed,early to rise,and your girlfriend goes out with other guys. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable for the rest of her life. Ah! If I ever find the girl of my dreams,what in the hell will I tell my wife?